Got lots of feedback from last weeks’ email about knowing your password scam. And quite a number of you have decided to change your passwords to something more secure.

I hope you didn’t find as stressful as the following…

Enter your new password

cabbage

Sorry the password must be more than 8 characters.

boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

1 boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password cannot have any spaces.

50bloodyboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

50BLOODYboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShoveItWhereTheSunDoesn’tShineIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessImmediately

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

NowIAmGettingReallyCheesedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShoveItWhereTheSunDoesn’tShineIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessImmediately

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